Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Barking When the Wind Blows

Mommy likes to listen to a sound called The Police!!! It's not so bad even though I think it is related to the mail man!!! Unfortunately the lyrics do not speak to my experience as a canine. So I rewrote them!!! I now give you a WELCOME TO GOMEZNET exclusive:

Barking When the Wind Blows

Just a normal dog, tired and sleepy, oh
Another lonely day, with no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than any dog could bear
no one's home so I will jump up on the chair, oh

I'm just a d.o.g. in the world
I'm just a d.o.g. in the world
It sounds like someone's coming
It sounds like someone's coming
It sounds like someone's coming
Barking when the wind blows, yeah
Barking when the wind blows, yeah

An hour has passed since I howled out loud
But I should have known this right from the start
I don't know when they're coming home, no
Steve can give you food but
Steve can break your heart
I'm just a d.o.g. in the world
I'm just a d.o.g. in the world
It sounds like someone's coming
It sounds like someone's coming
It sounds like someone's coming
Barking when the wind blows, yeah
Barking when the wind blows, yeah
Barking when the wind blows, woah-oh-oh
Barking when the wind blows, woah-oh-oh a-woooooooo

Walked out this morning, don't believe what I saw
Hundred billion beagles scratching at the door
Seems I'm not alone at being alone
Hundred billion smelly dogs, looking out the window
I'm just a d.o.g. in the world
I'm just a d.o.g. in the world
It sounds like someone's coming
It sounds like someone's coming
It sounds like someone's coming
Barking when the wind blows, yeah
Barking when the wind blows, yeah
Barking when the wind blows, yeah
Barking when the wind blows, woah-oh-oh
Nothing but a d.o.g.
Nothing but a d.o.g.
Nothing but a d.o.g.
Nothing but a d.o.g...

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