my empowerment song

all around the living room couch
the esky chased the beagle
the esky said 'twas all in fun
WOOF! goes the beagle

Barking When the Wind Blows

Mommy likes to listen to a sound called The Police!!! It's not so bad even though I think it is related to the mail man!!! Unfortunately the lyrics do not speak to my experience as a canine. So I rewrote them!!! I now give you a WELCOME TO GOMEZNET exclusive:

Barking When the Wind Blows

Just a normal dog, tired and sleepy, oh
Another lonely day, with no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than any dog could bear
no one's home so I will jump up on the chair, oh

I'm just a d.o.g. in the world
I'm just a d.o.g. in the world
It sounds like someone's coming
It sounds like someone's coming
It sounds like someone's coming
Barking when the wind blows, yeah
Barking when the wind blows, yeah

An hour has passed since I howled out loud
But I should have known this right from the start
I don't know when they're coming home, no
Steve can give you food but
Steve can break your heart
I'm just a d.o.g. in the world
I'm just a d.o.g. in the world
It sounds like someone's coming
It sounds like someone's coming
It sounds like someone's coming
Barking when the wind blows, yeah
Barking when the wind blows, yeah
Barking when the wind blows, woah-oh-oh
Barking when the wind blows, woah-oh-oh a-woooooooo

Walked out this morning, don't believe what I saw
Hundred billion beagles scratching at the door
Seems I'm not alone at being alone
Hundred billion smelly dogs, looking out the window
I'm just a d.o.g. in the world
I'm just a d.o.g. in the world
It sounds like someone's coming
It sounds like someone's coming
It sounds like someone's coming
Barking when the wind blows, yeah
Barking when the wind blows, yeah
Barking when the wind blows, yeah
Barking when the wind blows, woah-oh-oh
Nothing but a d.o.g.
Nothing but a d.o.g.
Nothing but a d.o.g.
Nothing but a d.o.g...

SPACE GOMEZ

i spend a lot of time sleeping, but it's really important for me to keep my mind active while i'm resting from all the tough jobs i have to do around the house all day. here's a song i came up with while i was sleeping behind the chair.

SPACE GOMEZ

once upon a time in another place
there was some beagles coming from outer space!!!
doo dee doot doot doot
space gomez

well they're not from venus and they're not from mars
they won't play fetch and they don't chase cars
we got the kinda look where nobody can train us
and if you still wanna know why don't you check uranus!!!

doo dee doot doot doot
space gomez
doo dee doot doot doot
space gomez
doo dee doot doot doot
he's really outta sight
doo dee doot doot doot
he is an interstellar beagle
doo dee doot doot doot
space gomez...

WELCOME TO WELCOME TO GOMEZNET!!!

Here I am!